Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Girls should come with a carfax report
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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