I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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