So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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