I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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