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Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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