all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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