just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My ass is underappreciated
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize