She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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