well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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