Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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