That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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