im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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