i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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