More tranny stories later!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is Oprah even human
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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