plz talk dirty to me
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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