that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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