Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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