some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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