So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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