im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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