we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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