you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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