He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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