if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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