jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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