how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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