I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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