Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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