I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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