Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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