Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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