maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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