Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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