i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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