:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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