How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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