when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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