i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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