i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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