I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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