That's intense
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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