Do you still have your period?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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