what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize