he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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