I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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