So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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