So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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