Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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