and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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