why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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